Lexi Pooh
Lexi Boo
Lil Lexis
Thugette
Baby Jo
All names I am familiar with,
but the place she holds with me noone can take-th.
She's The alpha to my bet,
the animal to my pet.

She's the one who brings reason,
the one who my pain she's easin.

She may have never seen me cry,
but I say that its okay.

Why cry for me,
when you have worse problems anyway?

I'm always there for her and she's always there for me,
we've become more than friends, she's part of the family.

She's the sister I never had,
Her smiles a reason to get glad.

We shut Popeye's down,
we constantly turn away clowns.

We both love thugs,
we dont do drugs.

We're cherished like foreign rugs,
we'll pop ya like we were slugs.

She's the butter to my toast,
she's the vegetables to my roast.

She's the "Dueces" to my "Toodles!",
She's the Cup to my Noodles!