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Bubble Gum Fun Once upon a time in the summer of 2006 two horny ghetto people got together to bump some nasties. It was about 10pm clear skies and I was ready to get showered. Our visit at the Scottish Inn would be $15 bucks an hour, so I got two just in case we got extra freaky. (Like sucking toes, pooting on each other, or biting booty cheeks lol.) Ofcourse in a rat hole brothel like this, cheap porn is complementary like breakfast at the Hilton. But porn wasn't our thing...(Who am I kidding, it wasn't her thing but I respected that.) We were about to to make our own pornagraphy anyway, without the cheesy acting and terrible 80's music. Since the room came with a lil' stereo too, we'd be fucking to the soundtrack of 97.9 the box FM. (My Houston folk know what I'm talking about.) Not the most romantic shit you've heard of I know, but we both knew what we came to do cuz freaky minds think alike. My mate then turned off the lights and clicked on the black light. See the room was painted with misceallaneous shit that really didn't catch my attention so I couldn't tell you what the damn design was. Besides she was laying their all XXXposed in all her petite glory just like I like em. She asked me, "Why you got it so damn cold in here?" See I'm the type of brotha that likes to work it out, so to prevent excessive sweating I like it a lil' cool in the room. But she wasn't going for that shit so I turned the AC down before I was left with a hard dick and only a hand to fuck lol. I began kissing upon her neck with the smell of my minty breath from the gum I had been chewing, caressing and fourplaying her body down. Yum! Before I got to far I spit my gum across the room, and then we started doing da grown n' sexy. We were all over the place as she praised my performance. (I should pat myself on the back lol.) Anyway, she came before I did and it was my turn. I remember that damn Yung Joc song about bubble gum was playing as I was finishing up. (I Know You See It.) Well after the ugliest O-face ever, she proceeded to go wash up, but she was hesitant. Something wasn't right as she felt around and then shouted. "Aww Hell Naw! I got gum stuck in my booty!" Apparently that gum I spat didn't make it across the room. I couldn't help but laugh as she was picking out her asshole and cussing me out simultaneously. "Listen, you might be mad now, but you gonna laugh ya ass off tomorrow when your telling your freinds this shit," I said. "This is a memory to cherish, the day I got gum stuck in ya booty."