(!!!NOT FOR YOUR EYES MS. JERL!!!)
EROTIC HUMOR

Ladies have you ever dealt
With a "Can Do" man?
Just to find out that it was over
Before it even began?

Always bragging that
He can do this and can do that
But when it comes down to it
His whole sex game is straight whack!

You even see it's not all there
When he begins to undress
But then again, his talk game
Was so much better then all the rest

Maybe the size really doesn't matter
I was once told.. it's all about the motion
But I was led to believe that I was getting a whale
Just to realize it was a minnow swimming in my ocean

But damn, dude is fine
Maybe we can work this thing out
Shit, I can try to fake it
A moan here and then maybe a little shout

Damn, he played me, I can't do it
I was really misled
What in the hell was I thinking
When I let this nigga into my bed

I mean he's huffing and puffing
Thinking he's doing the damn thing
And I’m thinking of when he told me about
All the pain that he could bring

While he's thinking...
This here, is the best dick she's had I bet.
I'm laying there thinking...
Damn nigga, you ain't done yet

I mean this nigga told me
That he was gonna tear my shit up
But I can't consider this shit
Even close to a good f_ck

Seriously girls, his dick,
I couldn't even feel it
To be honest...I don't even think
That dude was even in it

How dare he lie to me?
And put on this big front
I swear right now
I want to fight this f_ckin punk!

Girls, this was a f_cked up experience
Really wasted my time...go figure?
That's what I get for messing around
With a "Can Do" nigga!