Da Fort does skilled film reviews...Hollywood blockbuster reports
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Get some popcorn it's about to be Van Damme Bloodsport Catch this DVD bootleg brought to your front porch
Kicking like Bill or David Carradines Kung Fu killers
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[ ROCK ]
National Treasures Too [ 2 ] Ground breaking... the Core flows While these Crusty clowns are dumb it down drillers Jackhammering Italian Job pothole prose
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Yall are G-Soul-less Plane un-fly post fillers
String them up Now by Apocalypse helicopter blades It's Training Day.. so "BREATHE dawg BREATHE!!"... don't suffocate
Fasten colombian Behind Enemy Lines neck ties.. need 1st aid ?? No stunt doubles...you said you were an American Gangster by trade
Wanna see thier scars...Wo0o0o0 What a permanent fade..
Pacino Scarface Casino Royale James Bond posers..they flopped like Meet Dave
Ill Con Air mail body bags & Departed graves With a headless horse stuffed with Walberg rats to Jack the [ God ] Father
I'm Bringing Down the House screaming 21...Nothing To Lose I Rushed the Hour so In 60 Seconds... you couldn't be saved
I gave Bruce Almighty an offer he couldnt refuse Now [ Man ] youre Ghost.. Without a Trace..no clue..Swayze... heavenly [ Made ]
Slaying 300 punks Getting drug in The Fast & The Furious Traffic A Daredevil like Affleck in the right [ SLOW ] Changing Lanes
My Fight Club Oceans 11 smooth transition is Rocky as a southpaw Kanye that jaw to a wired shut [ SAFE BELT ] condition
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[ !!!CRASH!!! ] Like Ludacris
Sing Je-zus Walks
--By the way-- Tell Mac & Hayes ...the Soul Men [ Coming Soon ]...We miss them
A Strong Islander is sitting in the theatre just chilling
Oh Yo!! Chris just sat down Brooklyns in the Building..!!
STYLES C.:
So much Real-ity TV Prose reacts to such things As Cut - scene!
Dreams thinking A Raisin in the Sun Was based on persistence Using the DVD box as a critical reference
Commercials Inflicting mental dis-services So much so Ketchup becomes part of the flow
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Dead Presidents Implode in secluded rooms Danger type Squeezing dreams of armored truck heist
Take another pull
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My idea of Traveling Pants LOL Well Im gonna leave that alone
Sanaa Lathan and I would have beautiful kids Just my type Doesnt matter what movie it is
Poetry seeks a FEW GOOD MEN Midnight post recruiting A few good pens
Desperately Seeking the meaning to Absolute Vehemently being told it cant handle the truth!
Fellow Scribers:
Absolute comes in different size bottles 80 to 100 PROOF
And Po.ets
Thats the TRUTH
It doesnt take Bobby Fishers Chess game To see it the same
Disillusioned words only scrabble matters Making Blue or Red (PILLS) Official Attention grabbers
Mac made LIFE FUNNY again
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Hayes showed me Love real music and increased my credibility with female friends
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...Da RiDdLeR F0rT...:
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The Clones
Should have balls like baskets in Crossover instead of shooting Wars GS is false like Babylon A.D. its a diesel Pitch Black Death Race Tour
The Knights are too Dark for a Hero so Nas streets of Queens are no joke
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Watch the cinematic horrors reflect like Mirror[s] on midnight posts
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I wonder
Are some of you Robert Downey Jr. acting black in Tropic Thunder Nothing spitting as Iron- [ Man ]... stop it yall just comedic[ally] blunder
From my [ Vantage ] Point We wont need the King of Scotland to see yall are [ tyrants ] Trying to be 8 Mile Jumpers All I see is High School Musicals experimenting with Weird [ Science ]
Oh YesThere Will Be Blood...
Stand-ins will hit the cutting room floor Hear the thud.. release Chud to Saw them asunder
Shall we play a game??
Life or death??
Im Crocodile Dundee So jump high Air Bud
I slice down under
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These so-called GS celebrities are [ acting ] lame
Its a Dead Poets Society No Four stars for Brothers on my film reviews Damn what a shame !!
GS actors & actresses Need to be
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Like negative tape no gauze On their screen test stop thier post
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STYLES C.:
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Screaming from Ricocheted prose foreplay (Tu) involved Taking (Pac) shots
Doing deals in vacant lots And what not
Fishing in the cold (Abyss) On some blind man shit Penning shit you never seen Made up faces courtesy of Maybelline
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See what we want is some more pyro Techniques... Used to be turntables Until (Transformers) turned into Mike cables Connected to digital caches Enabling video and audible captures
I guess the first thing On the (Bucket List) Find out how many frames in a Short independent flick
29 frames per second if were Shooting on film
Drop 14 for the web Streaming broadband
A Finished product Not from Your live web cam But that might be better We get to view it first hand
ok so its official you two are extraordinary poets yo.....your writes are both too deep yo....working around the titles of movies, so UNIQUE!!!! well presented u two...10 and a fav
You are a very creative writer, I have not read much of your work but i can see from just reading this that you are very talented. I will have to read more of your work.
ya'll need ya own in living color sketch .... fort'in tha style or stylin da fort ... ya'll a fckin mess but in a good way ...lov, peace & a dash of hair grease .... fallen